Customer: What sort of exotic teas do you have?
Me: Um..exotic doesn't really work around here...We have regular, decaf, or green.
Customer: hmmmm...well..i was looking for more exotic..take for instance, we were just at the McDonald's on the turnpike and they had all sorts of exotic teas. And I figured if McDonald's had exotic teas than everyone must.
Me: Sorry..not in this town..you're quite a ways from the turnpike. Exotic has too many syllables for most of the individuals around here.
Customer: Well..they had that lovely tea..what was it? Oh..CHAM-O-MILE. It was delicious.
Me: You mean chamomile? Oh..you can get that at Wal-Mart...but not here.