Refined Tastes

Customer: What sort of exotic teas do you have?

Me: Um..exotic doesn't really work around here...We have regular, decaf, or green.

Customer: hmmmm...well..i was looking for more exotic..take for instance, we were just at the McDonald's on the turnpike and they had all sorts of exotic teas. And I figured if McDonald's had exotic teas than everyone must.

Me: Sorry..not in this town..you're quite a ways from the turnpike. Exotic has too many syllables for most of the individuals around here.

Customer: Well..they had that lovely tea..what was it? Oh..CHAM-O-MILE. It was delicious.

Me: You mean chamomile? Oh..you can get that at Wal-Mart...but not here.

Stupid Question of the Day

Customer: What the hell is plum pie!?
Me: It's pie..with plums in it.
Customer: Smart ass
Me: wah?

Grrr

Customer: What the hell did you do to your hair? How come your hair's all red?
Me: How come yours isn't?


Ask me stupid questions...receive stupid answers