Special Moments 2

Me: Can I get you Folks something else to drink?
Customer: No, but can we get a couple decafs?
Me: .....Yup...


Customer: What's your specials?
Me: They're on the board..right in front of you...and on the board you glanced at when you first
came in..and on the board you passed on your way to the restroom...


Customer: What's your soups?
Me: *sigh* They're on the board..right in front of you..and on the board you glanced at when you first came in..and on the board you passed on your way to the restroom....


Customer: Can I get the deluxe burger? What does that come with?
Me: Well..it says right in the menu what it comes with...so either you're testing my knowledge or you're just living dangerously on the wild side today


Me: Hi, Folks. All set to order?
Customers: ..............
Me: Would you like some more time?
Customers: ..............................
Me: Would you like another minute???
Customers: ..........................
Me: How 'bout I give you another minute.
Customers: ...........................
Me: Swell